My favorite rejected New Yorker submission
office mug
what if we smith college girls for id magazine 2004’d
my son thunt cooking up some weeners
along the santa fe trail | national geographic [march 1991]
just got word from local mystics that your baby gets a different kind of curse depending on which instagram filter you put on the ultrasound photos. I forget the specifics but I’m pretty sure valencia is the one where they can ride dogs like horses so don’t worry too much about it. there’s good and bad curses.
going to get your tubes tied and when ur done ur doctor shows you an ultrasouns and he’s tied them into a perfect baloon dog :)
does this dude even know any spells other than cast iron skillet
wxm:
You and Me
This small carving of a water bird was created 33,000 years ago. Sculpted in mammoth ivory, it was found in the Hohle Fels cave in Germany in 2002 and it’s the earliest known representation of a bird.
Via Massimo on twitter
babygirl i can waste time i don’t even have











